HO BLEDDY HO.

THE SACCHARINE WHIMSY OF THE FESTIVE SEASON IS UPON US. A WORLD OF CUTESY CARDS, HAND MADE FELTED ANIMALS, BUT, WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU, WHO DETESTS THE SENTIMENTALITY OF THE SEASON? WELL, I GOT YOU.

YES, YOU MIGHT FIND THIS CARD IS PEGGED BEHIND ANOTHER LESS OFFENSIVE ONE ON THE WASHING LINE OF GOOD TIDINGS, BUT IT IS A SECRET ONLY YOU AND YOUR FELLOW MINDED SCROOGE PAL WILL KNOW. AND ISN’T THAT A DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE TO HAVE THIS YULETIDE?

AN ORIGINAL DRAWING OF A CERAMIC ORNAMENT, THIS HAND MADE CARD IS PRINTED ON 350GSM RECYCLED UNCOATED CARD COMES WITH AN ENVELOPE AND FREE UK POSTAGE.

HO HO NO!